"When I was a little girl,

I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales, you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales, the bad guy is very easy to stop. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you though. You realize the bad guy us not wearing a back cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair."