HAHA.

I was reading the book "Joy Luck Club" and there was this little Chinese girl that just got her hair cut and permed. Her mother didn't like her new hair so she immediately went to the bathroom and poured water on her daughter's hair to smooth it out. Then the mother said,

"you look like a negro chinese."

There

will probably be a time where my life will flash before my eyes. And when that happens, I want it to be a damn good life.

FML

Why couldn't our lives be like the ones in those movies?

We watch them millions and millions of times, over and over again, and every time, no matter what, our imaginations take over, and we hope and dream; we hope that one day things will work out just like it did in the movie, we dream that some day a guy would care just enough about you to do anything for you, we hope that someone you love can be so perfect as to love you back. If life was like the movies we watch, every story would have a happy ending; every girl would end up with the right guy, the best friends would be best friends forever, and everyone’s dreams will eventually come true. But instead, life has it’s own reality; girls don’t always end up with their Mr. Right, the term ‘best friends’ doesn’t always end with forever, and you have to work to achieve your dreams, and even then, they might not come true. Movies may be based on life, but life will never be based on movies, because not every ‘once upon a time’ has a ‘happily ever after’.

Jacob Black's Top 10 Pick Up Lines

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction"

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

Lake Hollywood(:

Small people only want one thing from you:

Someone else to be as small as they are.

Stay big.

It's the simple things

in life that make me happy. The intoxicating aroma of a burining candle. The vibrant colors of an 8 o’clock sunset. Cool water as it surrounds your body while you swim in the ocean. Making wishes on dandelions. Watching the twinkling stars on a summer night. It’s what gives me a reason to keep on living.

Be bold,

Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.

-Cecil Beaton

Seven Pounds

911 Operator: 911 emergency...
Ben Thomas: I need an ambulance.
911 Operator: I have you at 9212 West Third Street in Los Angeles.
Ben Thomas: That's room number 2.
911 Operator: What's the emergency?
Ben Thomas: There's been a suicide.
911 Operator: Who's the victim?
Ben Thomas: I am