"The next time you say forever, i swear i'll punch you in the face."

mannn, how much i agree.

I love this part of JUNO :)

Leah: Yo yo yoiggady yo.
Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. It's Bleeker's.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?

The middle is a killer :D

ROFFL.

damn straight.

If you're gonna be a player, then I hope you a pro, and you'll know the difference between a wifey and a hoe.

This made me smile.

An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males int he class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful.

MHM!

If you are forbidden to do something, it makes you even more interested in doing it.

'Cuz you probablyy don't know.

here are some unusual facts:
-eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.
-the sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", uses every letter in the alphabet.
-The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year by the weight of the books.
-The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver".
-an estimated 16,000 people worldwide are becoming infected with HIV every day.
-strong negative emotions lead to damage of immune system.
-the dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
-only 22% of original forests on earth have remained.
-there are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple, and silver.
-on average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

here are facts about humans:
-the ration of termintes and human in the world is 10:1.
-babies are born with 300 bones but in adulthood we have 206 bones.
-less than 2% of the water is fresh.
-chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
-one pound fat equals to 4000 calories.
-there are about 100,000 to 150,000 hars on an average person's head.
-each square inch of human skin comprises of 19 million cells, 60 hairs.
-an estimate of 300 million cells dies in human body every minute.

and these, these are just gross:
-during an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1 1/2 liter of unrine.
-in an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
-an averages person's yearly food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
-in a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects --while you slept!
-annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
-annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
-in a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
-at an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
-daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
-your feel sweat 91 1/4 cups of sweat each year.

He's Just Not That Into You

He misses you? Good. He should. You're sexy, pretty, fun, outgoing and fun to be around. Guys that haven't met you yet, miss you. But don't get back together with him, because somewhere out there, there is a guy searching really hard for you. He's the one who deserves someone as amazing as you, so wait for him. Give yourself to him and don't go back to the asshole who didn't realize what he had when you were with him.

Lmfao, hahahahahhh

really tho.

I absolutely resent it

when pretty girls who know they are pretty call themselves ugly. Or when skinny girls say they're fat. But when people call me pretty, I just don't see it. And I feel bad for saying that I'm not because I don't want to be like those girls I resent (if i really am pretty).

WHAT'S UPBABY?

Jake: do you smell that? like in the air?!
Isabella: uh, no?
Jake: are you sure? you don't smell that?
Isabella: smell whaaaat?!
Jake: man, it smells like upbaby!
Isabella: up. baby.?
Jake: yeah, upbaby. don't you smell that?
Isabella: what's up baby?
Jake: not much. what's up with you, baby?

BAHAHA!

-______________-

Alright so my mom's phone rings and I answer but but I drop it.
Me: ...aw shit
Mommy: ...lame-o
AHAHAHA, whatta fail.

Don't settle for the one who kisses your ass.

Wait for the one who pushes your buttons & pisses you off. Love isn't supposed to be easy, it's supposed to be worth it.

ah, the memories.

I like sneaking over to people's houses during the late hours of the night; invited of course. I like how quiet the setting is and how we have to whisper. I like sitting in the dark or just having a simple night light on. I then like to leave during the early, early morning so I could slowly walk home in the chill weather. Best situation ever.

everyone repetitively asks me if i'm okay.

what am i supposed to say? "no, i'm not okay." then what? so i just smile and say that i'm fine even though i'm really dying inside.

*sigh*

I want you to hug me from behind unexpectedly. I want you to give me your hoodie when I'm cold. I want you to hold me and keep me warm. I want you to cuddle with me and watch movies. I want you to kiss me in the rain. I want you to hold my hands and play with my fingers. I want you to play with my hair. I want you to take amazing photos with me. I want you to lay in my bed with me and just hold me. I want you to let me dress you up and make you look silly. I want you to tell your friends everyday how much you love me. I want you to write me songs and poems. I want you to watch the sunrise with me. I want you to give me piggy backs ride daily. I want you to kiss my nose. I want you to wipe my tears away. I want you to tell me you miss me. I want you to drop everything and hug me tight. I want you to take pictures of us. I want you to take me on a picnic. I want you to snuggle with me in the movie theaters. I want you to squeeze me as hard as you can when you hug me. I want you to smile every single time you see me. I want you to know how much I love you. I just want you.

i like...

how you're clueless about my crush.
how we have classes together.
how you compliment me.
how you can make me smile.
how you can make me laugh.
the way you make me forget about everything for a split second.
the way the littleest things you say make my day.
the feeling.
your warm tight hugs.
your sense of humor.
your laugh.
your smile.

IF A BOY REALLY LIKES YOU, HE DOESN'T CARE HOW TIRED HE IS, HOW MUCH HOMEWORK HE HAS OR HOW LATE IT IS. HE'LL TALK TO YOU.

awwwwwwwwww <3

I CONFESS THAT IN 2009, I HAVE...

( )stayed single for the whole year
( )made out in/on a car
( )kissed in the snow
( )celebrated Halloween
(x)kissed in the rain
(x)had your heart broken
(x)broke someone else's heart
(x)had a stalker
(x)went over the minutes on your cell phone
(x)had a good relationship with someone
( )someone questioned your sexual orientation
( )gotten pregnant
( )had an abortion
(x)have a relationship with someone you'll never forget
(x)done something you've regretted
(x)lost faith in love
( )kissed under a mistletoe

OTHER
(x)painted a picture
(x)wrote a poem
(x)ran a mile
(x)shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch
(x)posted a blog
(x)listenend to music you couldn't stand
(x)went to a sleepover
(x)went camping
(x)threw a surprise party
(x)laughed till you cried
( )laughed till you peed in your pants
(x)visited a foreign country
(x)cut in line of waiting people
(x)told someone you were busy when you weren't
( )partied to celebrate the new year
( )cooked a disastrous meal
(x)lost something/someone important to you

IN 2009 I...
(x)broke a promise
(x)lied
(x)went behind your parent's back
(x)cried over a broken heart
(x)disappointed someone close
(x)hid a secret
(x)pretended to be happy
( )slept under the stars
( )kept your new years resolution
(x)forgot your new years resolution
(x)met someone who changed your life
( )met one of your idols
(x)changed your outlook on life
(x)sat home all day doing nothing
(x)pretended to be sick
(x)left the country
( )almost died
(x)given up something important to you
(x)lost something expensive
(x)learned something new about yourself
(x)tried something you normally woudlnt try and liked it
(x)made a change in your life
(x)find out who your true friends were
(x)met great people
(x)stayed up till sunrise
(x)cried over the silliest thing
( )was never home on weekends
(x)got into a car accident
(x)had friends who were drifting away from you
(x)had someone close to you die
(x)had a high cell phone bill
( )spent most of your money on food
( )had a fist fight
(x)went to the beach with your best friend
(x)saw a celebrity
(x)gotten sick
( )liked more than 5 people at the same time
(x)became closer with a lot of people

THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Who'd have known, Lily Allen

You put your arm around me shoulder
And it was good the room got colder
And we moved closer in together
And started talking about the weather
You said tomorrow would be fun
And we could watch a place in the sun
I didn't know where this was going
when you kissed me.

ohmaannnn ;D

LOVE IS A SENSATION, CAUSED BY A TEMPTATION, TO FEEL HIS PENETRATION. A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION IN A GIRL'S DESTINATION, TO INCREASE THE POPULATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION, DID YOU GET MY EXPLANATION, OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

ONE OF THE CRUELEST THINGS

you can do to another person is to pretend that you care about them more than you really do.

The Ass Family.

LMFAOO.

that boy...

You know, there's always gonna be that one boy. That you see as a "best guy friend" or a brother. The boy that's there for you no matter what. The boy you call late at night when your actual boyfriend is being a jerk. The boy that threatens to kick any guy's ass who hurts you. He's always gonna be there. The boy who all your firneds swear he looks at you in a special way, but you think it's grossl; you don't see him in that way. There's always gonna be that boy that's your back-up plan, almost like a best friend. When that jerk bails out of going to prom with you, this boy will take you "as friends" of course. There's always gonna be this boy. The boy you are falling in love with. The boy you once thought of as your best friend will develop into something much more. After all; he's always been there, because no matter what, there will always be this boy.

ROOOOFFFLLLLL!

I'd fake my happiness

just to see you smile.

lmfao, avery :D

CBabyHollister: Seven shots in one day... Damn. I thought if i fell asleep there, i wasn't gonna wake up. forreal.
ISABELLAx3YOUU: Are you drinking without me? AHAHA,
CBabyHollister: No. I'm talking about other shots.
ISABELLAx3YOUU: LMFAO!

never thought 2009 would end like this.

it's been an endless roller coaster. and i CANNOT wait till 2010 gets here.

don't cry,

say, "fuck you!" and smile.

awwwh.

remember when we first met?
we laughed and smiled together.
it was a perfect moment and,
we didn't even know each other.

How asians take pichuurs.

ROFL.

this gurl right hurrrrr <3

Sammie: A-fuckin-men.
Isabella: MEN!
Sammie: Are cuuute.

-laughter

a tip for guys: wearing a hat can somehow make you more attractive.

I'd say with an earing too :)

a tip for guys: wearing a hat can somehow make you more attractive.

I'd say with an earing too :)

for some reason,

unexpected phone calls outta nowhere are really nice. especially if they're from somebody verrrrry important <3 (:

oh bianca,

ohaisabellabby: It was so funny
ohaisabellabby: cuz I was like you're gonna give me herpes
ohaisabellabby: and he was like
ohaisabellabby: WHAT ?!
biancasonnn: LMFAO
ohaisabellabby: ahahahahahahaha
biancasonnn: stupod
biancasonnn: *stupid
biancasonnn: HAHAHAH
ohaisabellabby: fail
ohaisabellabby: AHAHAHA
ohaisabellabby: Stupid (:

HUGGING ALSO

`eases tension
`fights insomnia
`keeps arm and shoulder muscles in condition
`provides stretching exercise if you are short
`provides stooping exercise if you are tall
`offers a wholesome alternative to promiscuity
`offers a healthy, safe alternative to alcohol and other durg abuse (better hugs than drugs!)
`affirms physical being
`is democratic; anyone is eligible for a hug

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :L

hot rod ft. tila tequila - i like to fuck

Baby don't take it personal, when i go
and fuck these hoes. Let's talk about the word
fuck for a second, I make love to you!

AHAHAHA this songg.

AYE, CALL ME ;)

Girl: Hey, we're best friends, right?
Boy: Yes of course.
Girl: Can I ask you something then?
Boy: Yeah, sure.
Girl: Be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: I don't like anyone, I love someone.
Girl: Oh, she must be a special girl.
Boy: Definitely. Ever since I met her, I've loved her.
Girl: Really? Wow. Well since you and I are best friends, I wanna meet her.
Boy: Um, sure. *takes out phone and calls her*
Girl: Hold on, I think I'm getting a call. *answers phone*
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I love you.

I want one of these ;)

I told myself I wouldn't fall for you.

Yeah I don't know what happened, but I did anyways.

-- Charlie Brown

I think i'm afraid to be happy because whenever i get too happy, something bad always happens.

average jill.

i'm your basic run-of-the-mill, average-jill, girl-next-door, dime-a-dozen, chick-on-the-street type of girl who doesn't do much or say much. I take what's given to me, no questions asked nor substitutions. It's been this way ever since i can remember, never questioned why or how things happen, i just deal & well i guess things work out but i'm never really satisfied. I guess i'm this way because form all those times where i've been rejected or said no to, i've gotten hurt, and to avoid that feeling, i've just taught myself to deal. I think that's why i'm the average-jill, girl-next-door, chick-on-the-street type of gal who nobody really notices, and well i'm not sure if i like the sound of that. I'd rather make life how i want it to be, how i want it to go, and how i want it to turn out in the end. No questions nor substitutions, just me. Just me living my life how I want it. Hey, that sounds much better, i actually like the sound of that, don't you?

I hated waiting for your nonsense messages,

&yet, I still sit here, and stare at my phone for hours.

Forever?

that's what you said.

Two words.

Boy: I have two words to tell you.
Girl: What's that?
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Isn't that three?
Boy: No. Because 'You' and 'I' count as one.
;)

truetruetrue.

EVEN THE SMALLEST LIE COULD RUIN THE BIGGEST TRUST ONE COULD GIVE TO A LOVED ONE.

this just made mine and jenny's day :)

LMFAO. i love urbandictionary.com with a passion.

Don't ever compare me to other people.

I may not be as preetty as that model in the magazine. I may not be as attractive or hot as that girl who passes by. And I sure as hell ain't perfect. I never said I was and I'm never going to be. SO why are you telling me to look at the girl in the magazine or at the one who passed by? Am I supposed to care and change myself to be like her? This is just another one of your ways of putting me down, isn't it? I'm never enough for you. I'll never reach your stupid expectations. But one thing I know, I'll never change myself for you or anyone else but myself.

Yup.

I don't wanna be a second best.

I don't wanna be a substitute.

I don't wanna be your last resort.

If you only want me because you can't get her, then fuck it.

What's teenage love?

It's staying up late for each other & barely staying awake in class
the next day. It's passing each other between classes & stopping to say Hi,
but ending up running to your next class right beforethe bell rings. It's going
to the mall, wandering around hand in hand, with a silence
that's comfortable. It's watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly
creeping onto your shoulders, & you resting your head in
his arms. It's walking around at night, for no reason
at alll his chest, her head, looking at the stars. It's uncertainty of how long
it will last, a risk you're both willing to take, even if it
means you'll have a broken heart. It's not yet true love, not like, nor lust, nor infatuation. It's
teenage love, here to stay, here to play with our
hearts & never go away.

the word love doesn't deserve to be in a teenager's vocabulary.

"Isabella,"

There are a lot of

people who call me

by my name.

But there is only

ONE PERSON

who can make it sound

so damn SPECIAL.

GG's guys <3

Ed Westwick <33

Chase Crawford <3

I'm not a little girl anymore.

I've learned who to trust and who to ignore. Some girls don't know a thing and a suit case full of drama is about all they bring.

Do you ever feel like

you're working for something you're never going to get? The you shoot & miss kind of deal. No matter what, you just can't have it. But that makes you fight for it just a little bit more?

GGAAAHD,

You can't tell someone

that you'll be there and then walk away like you don't care. I'm not saying this because I'm mad. I just want you to understand that one day, it's gonna catch up with you.

The way you make me feel is like,

Smelling fresh cut grass or being in the back of a convertible under the stars. Or returning home from a long trip or just driving with no destination in the summer. It's like the feeling you get when you get an 'A' on your report card and your parents tell you how proud they are. Or when you hear your family laugh together or the whooshing of a tunnel when you drive with the windows down. It's like when you're outside on a hot summer day and you have a cold glass of water or when you talk to an old friend after a month or two, yet the two of you are still as close as ever.

It's like the feeling you get when you hear your favorite childhood song on the radio for the first time in ears, you turn it up and feel so alive. Or lying in bed watching a snow storm, knowing you don't have to get up for hours and just lay in the warmth of your comforters for hours. It's the way your stomach flip flops during your first true kiss, or how your body feels when you take off in an airplane for the first time. Or when you drive around in the front seat of the car that belongs to the boy you like and even though you should feel scared beyond control because he's driving so fast and stupid, yet you feel so safe and alive. Yeah, that feeling.

The way you make me feel, feels good to me.

Can I for forreal?

This is how I feel. I'm in need of love. So let's dip up out of here. You, you're just my type. Everything's so right. And I just wanna chill. So let's dip up out of here.

The best things in life:

* Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
* Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
* First kisses.
* Making new friends and spending time with the old ones.
* Singing in the bathroom.
* Sweet dreams.
* Hot chocolate.
* Making cupcakes and cookies.
* Holding hands with someone you care about.
* Watching a sunset.
* Sleeping in.
* Taking long, hot showers.
* Starbucks.
* Knowing that somebody misses you.

I used to care so much for you.

Now, I don't give a fuck what you're doing and who you're doing it with. It makes me kinda sad when I think about it.

When you're thinking about how much you miss me,

and I'm completely fine, remember how I felt, and remind yourself this is what you wanted. Because with every day coming and going, I'm slowly learning how to be okay without you. And I can't wait for the day when I get to look at you and feel absolutely nothing.

You didn't lover her.

You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was just good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her. Because you don't destroy people you love.

I can be myself, outgoing, bubbly, uninhibited, around other guys that I have no feelings for.

This makes them think that I like them, when I don't.

Should I be sorry? lmao.

I also wish

you knew what other guys are doing to try to be with me; maybe then you'd realize what you lost.

I wish I could be truly happy for once in my life.

Like when I was a kid. That's all I have ever wanted. To be happy.

I told myself that I stopped thinking about you,

but I still do. I think about you everyday. It's so wrong of me. I don't understand why I still kinda care when it feels like you've forgotten about me already.

I know you did that on purpose.

You won't let me move on. You talk to me when I start to forget all about you. Try to make me fall for you again when you don't intend to catch me. You try to flirt your way into my heart. It worked ONCE and only once. You already had your chance, honey. So leave me alone. And if you happen to see this, then I'm glad you did. And I hope you enjoy suffering your consequences. I'm gonna go on with my day now. Just do me a favor and forget about me, bye.