HAHA.

I was reading the book "Joy Luck Club" and there was this little Chinese girl that just got her hair cut and permed. Her mother didn't like her new hair so she immediately went to the bathroom and poured water on her daughter's hair to smooth it out. Then the mother said,

"you look like a negro chinese."

There

will probably be a time where my life will flash before my eyes. And when that happens, I want it to be a damn good life.

FML

Why couldn't our lives be like the ones in those movies?

We watch them millions and millions of times, over and over again, and every time, no matter what, our imaginations take over, and we hope and dream; we hope that one day things will work out just like it did in the movie, we dream that some day a guy would care just enough about you to do anything for you, we hope that someone you love can be so perfect as to love you back. If life was like the movies we watch, every story would have a happy ending; every girl would end up with the right guy, the best friends would be best friends forever, and everyone’s dreams will eventually come true. But instead, life has it’s own reality; girls don’t always end up with their Mr. Right, the term ‘best friends’ doesn’t always end with forever, and you have to work to achieve your dreams, and even then, they might not come true. Movies may be based on life, but life will never be based on movies, because not every ‘once upon a time’ has a ‘happily ever after’.

Jacob Black's Top 10 Pick Up Lines

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction"

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”

Lake Hollywood(:

Small people only want one thing from you:

Someone else to be as small as they are.

Stay big.

It's the simple things

in life that make me happy. The intoxicating aroma of a burining candle. The vibrant colors of an 8 o’clock sunset. Cool water as it surrounds your body while you swim in the ocean. Making wishes on dandelions. Watching the twinkling stars on a summer night. It’s what gives me a reason to keep on living.

Be bold,

Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.

-Cecil Beaton

Seven Pounds

911 Operator: 911 emergency...
Ben Thomas: I need an ambulance.
911 Operator: I have you at 9212 West Third Street in Los Angeles.
Ben Thomas: That's room number 2.
911 Operator: What's the emergency?
Ben Thomas: There's been a suicide.
911 Operator: Who's the victim?
Ben Thomas: I am

The Dark Knight

Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

-The Joker

Isabella's Eyes

Somewhere out in space
A moonlit face was watching
Lookin' to find time to become.
Slowly two lovers lay hypnotized
Holding the moment in their eyes.
World in changes.
Lightly one by one,
We try to hide in the mirrors.
But baby they just keep turnin' up
And I know you can't look away from you
When you're lookin' in into

CHORUS

Isabella's eyes
Shine your light and make your mama smile.
All our angels come
To welcome the awakening one
Awakening wonder

(Repeat Chorus after second verse, then go down to 3rd verse)
(Repeat Chorus after third verse)

Once I met a man who knew where he was goin'
And let everybody tag along.
But suddenly love had another plan.
Shook him and took him by the hand.
World in changes
'N' there's a boy I know
Believes that he's in danger
He'll never give up without a fight.
If you open your heart
There's no way to lose
So just surrender to

BACK TO CHORUS

Millions of dreams are part of the plan,
But you are the one dream that's real/
This changes everything
Now that I am
In the spell of Isabella's eyes.

BACK TO CHORUS

Memorable

We rarely recognize the significant moments in our lives while they’re happening. We grow complacent with ideas, things, people, and we take them for granted. It is usually not until that person or thing is taken away from you, that you realize how very special it is and how much it really means to you. Show the special people in your life you love them. Appreciate everything you have. Appreciate every precious moment.

I miss the times

when things used to be so easy. When all you cared about was a kiss on your boo boo and the monsters hiding in your closet. But now I have entered the time of adolescence. A time of growth , hardship, and tribulation. When we will lose the ones we love. Get hurt by the ones we trusted entirely. And have our hearts not broken, but shattered by those who we have everything to.

I missed the times when things were easy. Carefree. Simple. Beautiful.

But there’s no turning back. I am entering the most difficult time of my life right now. This labrynthine world. But I know that once I have passed all the difficulties and challenges, I will be stronger than ever before.

To emotionally implode

is to self destruct internally. To loath oneself so much, they are dead inside. To burst inward. To come undone. A feeling i knew not long ago.

The Truth About Forever

“That was the thing. You just never knew. Forever was so many different things. It was always changing, it was what everything was really all about. It was twenty minutes, or a hundred years, or just this instant, or any instant I wished would last and last. But there was only one truth about forever that really mattered, and that was this: it was happening.”

-Sarah Dessen

I definitely feel the same way.

“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.”

-Coco Chanel

"Love in the Time of Cholera"

“They were together in silence like an old married couple wary of life, beyond the pitfalls of passion, beyond the brutal mockery of hope and the phantoms of disillusion: beyond love. For they had lived together long enough to know that love was always love, anytime and anyplace, but it was more solid the closer it came to death.“

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

My Life

has a superb cast, but i can't seem to figure out the plot.

for troubled times;

The best thing you can ever do for me when I’m down is say “Tell me what’s wrong”. It’s hard for me to do, but keep asking. Because I really want to tell you, I just need you to ask.

Dreams.

No war.
No crime.
No anger.
No distrust.
No lies.

And then I woke up.

Lesson: Dream pleasant dreams.

is getting even really worth it?

Spending countless hours, days, weeks trying to get even with a person that doesnt even deserve your time. When you can just walk away and be the bigger person. Walking away is better than finding strength in one”s downfall. Knowing what’s in you’re heart and knowing that you’re a better person is such a better reward. Because an eye for an eye will just leave the whole world blind.

Life;

Be careful, be fragile, be good to yourself and others, Life is precious and we are fragile.

always

I have loved. I love. I will love.

similies?

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

-16 Candles

mirror, mirror on the wall

Have you ever looked in the mirror and think to yourself “Who am I, really?” Well, I have. Frequently, actually. Lately, I’ve been wondering this exact question. The way I see it, we can all be actors and actresses. After all, most of us do it everyday. You act like you’re okay with a fake smile plastered on your face when really you just don’t want to talk about it. You act like you care when all you think about doing is giving up. You act like your life is going exactly the way you planned, when really it isn’t like anything you expected it to be. Everyday you keep on pretending, until one day, someone sees through that fake smile of yours, and you lose it. Just like that. That wall you’ve been building all your life crumbles down on you, and it feels like you can’t escape, wherever you go or whatever you try to do. Trust me, I know. I’ve been through it so many times that sometimes I forget what true happiness looks like. But I still have a long way in life, and I, along with most other people, am striving for that one day, when I find who I am, who I’m meant to be and the reason I am living. And if on that same day, I look in the mirror, I will see true happiness staring right back at me.

lessons learned.

I’ve learned that we don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
I’ve learned that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.
I’ve learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
I’ve learned that it’s taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

moments.

This moment is so GREAT. I’d cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of little tiny moments. (;

belief // faith

Believing is not exactly the same as faith. For belief to be faith, it must light on what is certainly true. Yet Scripture gives examples of situations where belief alone is required, even commanded. There’s no time for evidence collection, to wait, to hear, for certainty. Just believe. Like Peter walking on the water—don’t think, act! God even requires us to believe in him when, temporarily, the evidence looks bad: to trust God requires belief and trust in moments of human weakness, but faith is what makes us strong. Faith is the state of being convinced about what we hope for.

BAHAHA YURR ASS!

bytchpuleeze (7:20:46 PM): I went to a restaurant called Dickey's today.
ISABELLAx3YOUU (7:21:38 PM): Wow. &&you ordered sausage? That's ironic.

Finish each day and be done with it.

You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

Too many plastics.

Too many people buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, trying to impress people they don't even like...

originality is imperative

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

-John Mason

truth hurts but lies kill;

I only tell the truth. Why? Becasue if I don’t say it, no one will. I don’t care if it hurts - it’s meant to do that. I can’t let people live their lies anymore and run away from reality. It’s gotten to a point where I don’t give a damn if it’s painful. Everyone has to deal with truth. Sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. People need to take it like it is and deal with it. Just like I am. Stop living in the fantasy world that you have created for yourself. One day, it will All catch up to you. The truth hurts, but lies kill.

I dream.

Sometimes I think that's the only right thing to do.

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain &&feel the wind. Life your life to its fullest potential and fight for your dreams.